I Will Be Bush’s Supreme Court Nominee
Speculation abounds that there will be at least one vacancy created on the US Supreme Court next week. When that happens, Bush will nominate a replacement. Then, the fun begins.
My speculation for the replacement is that Bush will nominate ME for the US Supreme Court. Once he does so, the left will immediately start criticizing me as an extremist conservative whose judicial opinions are out of the mainstream. They’ll probably paint me as a racist. They’ll say I’ll work to abolish Roe -vs- Wade. Before a month passes, there will be at least three organizations formed to raise money and fight my nomination. Speeches will be given on the floor of the Senate to oppose me and my extremist tendencies. In general, all Hell will break loose among the Democrats. They might even try a filibuster, again.
Of course, the truth is that I won’t be the nominee. Mark my words, though. No matter who it is that Bush does nominate, the rest of what I say will come true. That’s because the Democrats have become a party defined by opposition to the Republicans. They’ll use the tactics I laid out above because they’re the standard tactics, and they haven’t added any new plays to their playbook in two decades.
It should be fun.
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