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May 1, 2005
One eBay Auction You Don't Want To Miss Payment On
My friend Doug, down in Texas, is auctioning a copy of Max Headroom's Guide to Life. If you're looking for an odd piece of '80s memorabilia, this one might be for you. If you win the bidding, though, you'd better pay up. Down toward the bottom of the page, you'll find these payment terms.
"Payment due in 7 days or hordes of the undead will rise and slay you. You will also be subject to legions of demons with firey, hot pokers. Eventually your festering corpse will receive a negative and have a Final Value Fee mark on your eBay record. Oh, and we'll tell your mom, too. You will be sorry when your dad gets home, believe me."
Posted by Lockjaw at May 1, 2005 8:52 PM
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