Funny Stuff
Why I dislike roadside deer
My wife and I were on the way home from a delightful anniversary trip to Charlotte. I can’t tell you exactly which anniversary it was, because I’m male. I’m sure my wife could tell you exactly which anniversary it was, because she’s the wife and women seem to have a genetic predisposition to remembering anniversaries. [...]
One Reason I Love Fox News “Red Eye” at 3am
This is making the rounds because “Attack of the Show” featured it. I’ve been wanting exactly this clip, plus the “Homeless soccer fat chicks” comment for some time. I’ll have to settle for just the one, for now.
Genesis, Chapter 1 from the LOLCat Bible
From the LOLCat Bible Translation Project What’s an LOLCat? See I Can Has Cheezburger. 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. 2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. 3 At [...]
Reality Follows the Dave Chappelle Show
Meet Ron Stallworth, the black klansman. “About 25 years ago, Ron Stallworth was asked to lead the Ku Klux Klan chapter in Colorado Springs. Brian Nicholson, Deseret Morning NewsRon Stallworth carries his KKK membership card as a memento. Problem was, the outgoing Klan leader didn’t know that Stallworth is black.” Note that this is not [...]
Lose the Beer Belly
It was one of those funny commercial shows. You know the ones. The network decides to make an easy buck by making a whole hour-long show that is nothing but funny commercials. One commercial stuck in the minds of my wife and I for a few years, now, and I just located the video. Thanks, [...]
Blonde Joke
It’s been a while since I’ve heard a blonde joke this good.
Letters Home from Terrorist Youth Camp
Want a laugh? Read these letters home from kids at Terrorist Camp.
(The Other) Ogre Fisks Code Pink
As some of you may know, I’m not the only Ogre in the blogosphere. You might say we have our own Ogresphere. Of course, I’m the ogre with a name. He’s just Ogre. Anyway, Ogre had a bit of fun fisking Code Pink’s anti-war-toy flyer. It’s a hoot. Yeah, I’m semi-anti-toy-gun myself. Instead of buy [...]
BOTW Quote Re: Al Qaeda in Iraq
Zarqawi is the head of al Qaeda in Iraq, or, as the Democrats call it, al Qaeda Which Has Nothing to Do With Iraq in Iraq Which Has Nothing to Do With al Qaeda. Some news organizations have taken to calling AQII “al Qaeda in Mesopotamia,” apparently counting on their readers’ being too ignorant to [...]
How Much is In That Thing?
How much beer is in a keg? How much space is in a cargo container? How much toothpaste is in a tube? Cockeyed.com aims to find out. It isn’t so much about the answer, as it is about arriving at the answer. What’s the best way to measure how many cups of beer is in [...]