Lifestream

Yesterday
	I just added A.E. Finley YMCA to TriOut! - http://TriOutNC.com/3439 #TriOut [lockjawtheogre] — 4:56pm via Twitter
March 13th
	Is March Madness related to Mad Cow Disease? If so, I'm not eating any March brains. [lockjawtheogre] — 5:06pm via Twitter
	[pic] Waiting in line - from Trader Joe's http://tri-out.com/p/3006 #TriOut [lockjawtheogre] — 3:23pm via Twitter
	I'm at Trader Joe's - http://TriOutNC.com/578 #TriOut [lockjawtheogre] — 3:21pm via Twitter
March 12th
	Homemade chicken salad tonight. There is something satisfying about ripping an animal to shreds, making it into a pudding, and eating it. [lockjawtheogre] — 7:02pm via Twitter
	RT @pinkelephantpun: Gun control .... http://tweetphoto.com/14148952 [lockjawtheogre] — 4:10pm via Twitter
	Watched Kitchen Nightmares - s1 \| e18 - Jack's On Waterfront. — 2:50pm via Hulu
	Watched Fox News Gamers Weekly - God of War III Review. — 2:14pm via Hulu
	Watched Community - s1 \| e18 - Basic Genealogy. — 1:49pm via Hulu
	Watched Community - s1 \| e17 - Physical Education. — 1:15pm via Hulu
	Watched Human Target - s1 \| e7 - Salvage and Reclamation. — 11:12am via Hulu
	Watched Human Target - s1 \| e6 - Lockdown. — 10:05am via Hulu
	Watched This feed is private. — 8:20am via Hulu
	Watched Human Target - s1 \| e5 - Run. — 8:18am via Hulu
March 11th
	Whenever we have sort of 'team spirit' thing at work, it's always a sports theme. I need a curling jersey and a bocce ball for my cube. [lockjawtheogre] — 8:48pm via Twitter
	Whenever I see a black cat cross my path I have one thought. 'What would Alf do?' [lockjawtheogre] — 8:28pm via Twitter
	Just reported a jam on I- 540 E, Raleigh NC. My mood: happy, http://bit.ly/bA9Bee using @waze - Social GPS. [lockjawtheogre] — 5:37pm via Twitter
	Just reported a jam on I- 40, NC. My mood: happy, http://bit.ly/cBFMsK using @waze - Social GPS. [lockjawtheogre] — 5:27pm via Twitter
	Democrat legislator in NY introduces idiotic bill to fine restaurants $1000 per use of salt when preparing food. http://bit.ly/bz3uMq [lockjawtheogre] — 8:39am via Twitter
	I'm being followed on Twitter by a HuffPo blogger. Has he read my tweets? [lockjawtheogre] — 8:17am via Twitter
March 10th
	RT @andylevy: A country with the expression "close enough for government work" prob shouldn't let the government make health care decisions. [lockjawtheogre] — 6:54pm via Twitter
	Today's word is "dictionatical." As in, the word "dictionatical" is not dictionatical. [lockjawtheogre] — 3:18pm via Twitter
	Liked 2 websites. — 8:56am via StumbleUpon CopyKat Recipes - Part 2 http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf
	Liked 2 websites. — 8:56am via StumbleUpon CopyKat Recipes - Part 2 http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf
	Now there's only one Corey. http://bit.ly/cQexJS Corey Haim dead of overdose. [lockjawtheogre] — 8:36am via Twitter
March 9th
	RT @braddyg: So I can buy mass quantities of rat poison at will, but have to sign my life away for a box of sinus medicine? ... [lockjawtheogre] — 9:05pm via Twitter
	Great time at #nandotweetup. Great to see ma tweeps. Home with time to spare for #Lost [lockjawtheogre] — 8:50pm via Twitter
	Finally met @renewabelle and @wiggetywack at the #nandotweetup [lockjawtheogre] — 7:30pm via Twitter
	I'm at Test Event Title: 17 attendees! http://TriOutNC.com/e/14 /cc @HuntersOakCity #nandotweetup #TriOut [lockjawtheogre] — 7:12pm via Twitter
	I'm at Issac Hunters - http://TriOutNC.com/896 /cc @HuntersOakCity #nandotweetup #TriOut [lockjawtheogre] — 7:12pm via Twitter
	You'll know it's me at #nandotweetup by the orange Hawaiian shirt. SWEET! http://twitpic.com/17map1 [lockjawtheogre] — 6:28pm via Twitter
	Shared 2 photos. — 6:28pm via TwitPic
	Just about to head out to the #nandotweetup with @ShannonOWalker. [lockjawtheogre] — 6:24pm via Twitter
	Personal #Freezerburns. Have you tried the Fure Roasted veggies from Trader Joes? Two yums up! http://twitpic.com/17m30c [lockjawtheogre] — 5:50pm via Twitter
	What happens on a slow news day? http://onion.com/bhVrUb NSFM (Not Safe for Mom, unless she's up for some foul language today) [lockjawtheogre] — 6:02am via Twitter
March 8th
	RT @jasonmalone: I wish twitter would require people to note what interested them in following you. [lockjawtheogre] — 7:15pm via Twitter
	Maybe it's just me, but how are cotton balls racist? http://bit.ly/aDxyXH [lockjawtheogre] — 11:55am via Twitter
	Chapel Hill Bill, the springtime-predicting cockroach has spoken. Having crept from his crack, he says one more week of Winter. [lockjawtheogre] — 9:04am via Twitter
March 5th
	RT @andylevy @JonHenke: This is wrong. http://bit.ly/ayVVnH [lockjawtheogre] — 10:55pm via Twitter
	Republicans get hate for healthcare, but if house passed senate bill today, Obama could sign it. Democrats have majority, so blame them. [lockjawtheogre] — 4:58pm via Twitter
	Movie technical annoyance: How many developers are wasted designing new graphical interfaces for every government agency? [lockjawtheogre] — 2:37pm via Twitter
	Annoying movie tech error: Blade switches not killing power when moved out of "on" until landing in parking position with a spark. [lockjawtheogre] — 1:31pm via Twitter
	Got a call from the apartment complex. The early-payment-rent contest goes to ME! $100 off next months rent. Credit wife for qualifying. [lockjawtheogre] — 9:57am via Twitter
	Annoying movie tech error: Most radios are one-way at a time. You can't hear when you push to talk. Movies always get this wrong. [lockjawtheogre] — 9:13am via Twitter
March 4th
	When there was no meat, we ate fowl. When there was no fowl, we ate crawdads. When there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. [lockjawtheogre] — 3:42pm via Twitter
	Ah, Stevie Wonder - As [#] — 3:11pm via Blip.fm
	Stonehenge. In a mood. [#] — 3:11pm via Blip.fm
	How music should be made. Third Day, King of Glory. [#] — 3:11pm via Blip.fm
	A little high-energy soul. I love my life. [#] — 3:11pm via Blip.fm
	This sounds so great in good headphones. [#] — 3:11pm via Blip.fm