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><channel><title>Lockjaws Lair &#187; hitchens</title> <atom:link href="http://www.lockjawslair.com/tag/hitchens/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.lockjawslair.com</link> <description>Dave &#34;Lockjaw&#34; Walker&#039;s Home on the Web</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:21:57 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>Advice for President-Elect Obama &#8211; Make Promises; Lots of them</title><link>http://www.lockjawslair.com/2008/11/18/advice-for-president-elect-obama-make-promises-lots-of-them/</link> <comments>http://www.lockjawslair.com/2008/11/18/advice-for-president-elect-obama-make-promises-lots-of-them/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:30:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Lockjaw</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Government]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[advice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hitchens]]></category> <category><![CDATA[president]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.lockjawslair.com/wordpress/?p=340</guid> <description><![CDATA[As self-appointed advisor to President-Elect Obama, I am duty-bound to offer advice as I have it, on how to succeed in the office of president.&#160; Since I&#8217;m not tied to any particular field of work, I don&#8217;t have to limit my advice to economic, international, or domestic issues.&#160; Instead, I offer my advice for success [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As self-appointed advisor to President-Elect Obama, I am duty-bound to offer advice as I have it, on how to succeed in the office of president.&nbsp; Since I&#8217;m not tied to any particular field of work, I don&#8217;t have to limit my advice to economic, international, or domestic issues.&nbsp; Instead, I offer my advice for success of the man in the office itself.&nbsp; Today&#8217;s advice: Promise something to someone every single day you can.</p><p>When I look back through history at Democrat Presidents, the greatest personal successes came from those who promised a lot.&nbsp; Promises are an important tool in the Democrat arsenal, and one that you haven&#8217;t used to great effect so far.</p><p><span
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/> Through your campaign, you pushed hard on the themes of &#8220;Change&#8221; and &#8220;Hope&#8221; without spending a lot of time on the details.&nbsp; Even when directly attacking an issue, you managed to hedge your bets to cover nearly every possible situation.&nbsp;</p><p>Pull out of Iraq?&nbsp; You definitely will, within 16 months, but maybe not.&nbsp; The issue is still open.<br
/>Govt. wiretapping of suspected foreign terrorists on phone calls to or from the United States?&nbsp; Against, but supporting.</p><p>You can&#8217;t do this once you&#8217;re in office, making the promises that matter.&nbsp; No, I don&#8217;t mean promises like pulling out of Iraq, ending all the restrictions on abortion that you can, or giving tax refunds to people who don&#8217;t have any money paid in to refund.&nbsp; I mean the little things.</p><p>One little promise every day can endear you to one little segment of society every day.&nbsp; That&#8217;s the goal.&nbsp; On Monday, promise working families additional tax credits to help pay for raising their children.&nbsp; On Tuesday, go for the minority scholarships.&nbsp; Wednesday is the day for promising money for targeted education improvements (not reform.&nbsp; That&#8217;s considered racist on the left, because it might place standards too high for minorities.).&nbsp; Thursday is health-care day, so promise to remove the impediments of [insert disease sufferers here] to receiving the medicines that they need.&nbsp;</p><p>Friday&#8217;s promise is an important one.&nbsp; This promise has to carry you through the weekend.&nbsp; I highly suggest somethnig that will generate a lot of discussion, and maybe a little controversy.&nbsp; It should involve spending government funds on something, but then again, most of your promises will if you choose them correctly.&nbsp; Maybe a promise to spend $100 million on pregnancy counseling services for lower-income single women.&nbsp; In the paper briefing to accompany your announcement, create the controversy by allocating 75% of the money to Planned Parenthood, 25% to another group that supports abortion, and none to fund counseling for alternatives to abortion.&nbsp; That will get the pundits talking.&nbsp; On Monday, you can clarify the issue by saying that the numbers were incorrect, and that the money is intended to offer all alternatives to pregnant, single, poor mothers.</p><p>Here&#8217;s the most important thing to remember.&nbsp; You just have to MAKE the promises.&nbsp; You don&#8217;t have to keep them.</p><p>If there&#8217;s one thing Bill Clinton taught us, it&#8217;s that there are two types of people in this world.&nbsp; There are people who don&#8217;t pay enough attention to what happens to know that a Democrat President hasn&#8217;t kept his promises, and there are Republicans.&nbsp; If you demonize the Republicans hard enough, nobody on your side will care what they say.</p><p>So, it really doesn&#8217;t matter what the numbers on the &#8220;pregnancy counseling&#8221; promise are.&nbsp; In the end, it&#8217;s not even something you need to bother yourself with.&nbsp; Those who are interested in the issue will love you for the promise, thinking that the promise is actual legislative action.&nbsp; The rest won&#8217;t remember it.&nbsp; In fact, the only one on the left that is likely to remember is Christopher Hitchens.&nbsp; He may even write a book.&nbsp; Nobody on the left will read it, though, because you can just tar him as Judas to your messianic rise.</p><p>It&#8217;s the promises that are important, not whether you keep them.&nbsp; Your supporters didn&#8217;t pay enough attention to the truth and facts to care that you weren&#8217;t experienced enough for the job.&nbsp; It was your wife that said you weren&#8217;t ready to run because you hadn&#8217;t done anything yet, not your supporters.&nbsp; Your supporters are useful, but not always informed.&nbsp; Don&#8217;t count on them figuring out the truth behind your promises.</p><p>So, to summarize:&nbsp; If you want to solidify and expand your base, with little political or fiscal cost, just make a promise every day.&nbsp; Not even your own party expects you to keep it.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.lockjawslair.com/2008/11/18/advice-for-president-elect-obama-make-promises-lots-of-them/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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